Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

Who ever said college was just about getting a degree?

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Coronas, Tacos and Salma Hayek’s cleavage!

In this edition, we read a book, but wished we played video games instead.

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.

These people are the reason why taxes were invented – rich jerks.

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

BEHOLD! Twenty or so hot chicks passing around the pigskin in skimpy lingerie.

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.

These celebrities look like they’ve been dressed like LiquidGeneration’s multimedia wench, Elmo.

Here’s a collection of people who really pissed us off this year. May they burn.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

These pixelicious hunks and hotties can be found in all those sexy and violent video games you play.

These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.