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No Fighting Back There!

No Fighting Back There!

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

 

College Days

College Days

Who ever said college was just about getting a degree?

 

Fun With Border Jumping

Fun With Border Jumping

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Coronas, Tacos and Salma Hayek’s cleavage!

 

Only In Hardcover

Only In Hardcover

In this edition, we read a book, but wished we played video games instead.

 

Almost Steroid Free

Almost Steroid Free

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.

 

Rich Buttholes

Rich Buttholes

These people are the reason why taxes were invented – rich jerks.

 

Death Watch

Death Watch

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

 

SAUCY MOBSTERS

SAUCY MOBSTERS

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

 

Super Fugly

Super Fugly

Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

 

Chicago vs Los Angeles

Chicago vs Los Angeles

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

 

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

 

Cheesy Musicians

Cheesy Musicians

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

 

Lingerie Bowl 2006

Lingerie Bowl 2006

BEHOLD! Twenty or so hot chicks passing around the pigskin in skimpy lingerie.

 

Golden Globes 2006

Golden Globes 2006

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.

 

Worst Dressed

Worst Dressed

These celebrities look like they’ve been dressed like LiquidGeneration’s multimedia wench, Elmo.

 

Biggest Asshats of 2005

Biggest Asshats of 2005

Here’s a collection of people who really pissed us off this year. May they burn.

 

Sexy Christmas Presents

Sexy Christmas Presents

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

 

Pixelicious Hotties

Pixelicious  Hotties

These pixelicious hunks and hotties can be found in all those sexy and violent video games you play.

 

Shorties

Shorties

These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.

 

Who'd You Rather? 70s Rockers

Who'd You Rather? 70s Rockers

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

 
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