At Christmas everybody’s got a little soul.

Ever since there was a Christmas there was someone trying to steal it.

A month of Christmas specials equals a month full of reasons that you should probably get TIVO.

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

Who’d you rather let’s you make all the same choices Bond would. Like which girl to bang then never ever talk about again.

Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)

The world is ending. You will all be judged by Who’d You Rather. Behold!

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

You won’t need a cheat code to beat this game, but if you remember the Konami code, I suppose it can’t hurt.

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

Nature is full of beautiful color. Ignore it so you can play this stupid game.

It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.

Next year, maybe there will be some poorly timed musical numbers, too.

For our 200th edition of Who’d You Rather, we’re gonna go through 200 years of history. Eat it, Marty McFly!

Getting slap happy is fine, just don’t slap your girlfriend. You might go to jail!

Rev up your engines, unless you’re too “chicken” to race?

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.

Nick Is Kids! …and Nostalgic, Childhood-Obsessed 20-somethings!

In the 1990s, Bill Clinton and Giga Pets were the BOMB! Which one would you rather?