Getting slap happy is fine, just don’t slap your girlfriend. You might go to jail!

Rev up your engines, unless you’re too “chicken” to race?

Who ever said college was just about getting a degree?

In this edition, we read a book, but wished we played video games instead.

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.

These people are the reason why taxes were invented – rich jerks.

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

These celebrities look like they’ve been dressed like LiquidGeneration’s multimedia wench, Elmo.

Here’s a collection of people who really pissed us off this year. May they burn.

These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

These girls posed for our country while others died. And we salute them.

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We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.