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Food Thief

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Mar 6 2012

Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.


 
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Food Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2012

Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.




 
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Worst Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 31 2011

Caught on camera in Brazil, I don't even understand what this guy is trying to do.




 
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Candy Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2011

Taken down by a cop and his own stupidity.




 
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Hot Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2011

Even better, she's stealing Christmas presents.




 
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Ice Cream Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 6 2007

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.




 
 
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The Food Lift

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 4 2010

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.




 
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Tiny Fast Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2006

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!




 
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Avril is a Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 10 2007

Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.




 
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Food Fight

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2008

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.




 
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Chinese Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 27 2006

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.




 
 
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Fast Food Fail

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 14 2009

Finally, a cure for diabetes!




 
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Chinese Food or Vomit

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2006

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.




 
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Fake Nails Snack Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 27 2006

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??




 
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Food Tray

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2011

Karmic revenge.




 
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Old Lady Bangle Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2013

This is one brazen mamma... with one big pocket! Note how she just drops the whole tray in there, all with the sales lady just feet away. Someone needs to work on their peripheral vision...




 
 
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Prison Food Better Than a School Lunch

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 25 2007

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.




 
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Food Court Musical

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2008

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.




 
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Fat Kid Food Drop Tetris

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 31 2006

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.




 
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Impressive Food Trick

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2010

Suddenly, I'm not so proud of my microwave meals.




 
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Bird Food Shoes

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2007

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"




 
 
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Are Spaghetti Westerns Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.




 
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Jerk Cop Arrests Fast Food Employee

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!




 
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President of Czech Republic

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 12 2011

Is the world's most obvious thief.




 
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Pho Shizzle

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 13 2006

Korean food is fo' realz, fo' sho'!




 
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Quit Stealing our Letters

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2006

A simple, desperate plea for mercy from a helpless sign-letterer.