Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.
Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.
Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.
This is one brazen mamma... with one big pocket! Note how she just drops the whole tray in there, all with the sales lady just feet away. Someone needs to work on their peripheral vision...
Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.
"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"
This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!