Seriously, watch people use pigeons as weapons.
Such a simpler time, before the ASPCA and PETA convinced everyone that messing with animals was wrong.
If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.
Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.
The following movies are filled to the brim with references to genital warts, herpes, what have you. Watching them makes you not want to have sex.
Everyone says exercising with a buddy is better, but a non-human buddy, that there is the jam. This way when you're heaving and wheezing and feel like you can't go on, you just turn to the creature next to you and think, "If they can do it...", especially, if it's a fat ass walrus. Check out the skills of these beasts!