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Feels Like a Virgin

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Oct 10 2012

This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.


 
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Feels Like a Virgin

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 10 2012

This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.




 
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Virgin Roommate

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2007

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.




 
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Packing Like a Pro

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 9 2010

I have never packed like this, in my life.




 
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Swim Like a Dolphin

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 31 2012

End up a champion.




 
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Party Like a Russian

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2011

Start with two guys, a balcony, and...




 
 
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Lean Like a Chola

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.




 
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Pee Like a Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 12 2011

Now everyone can.




 
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Mariah Throws Like a Diva

By: LG Staff
Date: May 28 2008

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.




 
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Kid On Meds

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2012

We know, we know, publishing HILARIOUS videos of highly medicated kids may be a wee bit questionable on the morality tip.... but we dare you not to laugh! This kid is amazing.




 
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Steven Seagal Runs Like A Bitch

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2008

We got beat up for running like this.




 
 
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Sanjaya Cries Like a Little Bitch

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 23 2007

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.




 
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How To Fight Like A Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2009

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!




 
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Paris Feels Great

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 8 2008

Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.




 
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Obama Kicks the Door Like a Boss

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 6 2010

Too bad it's fake. Nice editing, though.




 
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Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2008

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.




 
 
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Oprah Looks Like A Dude In This Photo

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 1 2009

If you look really close you can see her penis.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Just Like Us

By: LG Staff
Date: May 2 2008

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.




 
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Like Ummm

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 9 2009

Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!




 
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Like Father Like Son

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 1 2006

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."




 
 
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You Like Me You Really Really Like Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2013

In honor of the upcoming Oscars we bring you Sally Fields's infamous acceptance speech from 1985. Thanks to Rich Juzwiak for putting together this compilation of all the parodies it inspired (including the one where Fields parodies herself which is where the exact oft-quoted line actually came from).




 
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Lindsays Just Like Us

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 30 2007

I bet she even has a yeast infection like us, too.




 

Street To Nowhere are originally from Oakland, CA, so they know what it’s like to be in the shadow of something (San Francisco…get it?), but show here that their songs and talent are second to none.




 
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Boxer Eric Kelly Tells it Like it is

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2012

This video is hilarious! Nothing we could write here could come close to any of this man's brilliant one liners. Welcome to Eric Kelly's Church Street Boxing Gym where Eric has little faith in his clients and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. The problem? Because of the gym's location it's clientele consists mostly of wall street guys whom Eric feels have no business up in his world, "You don't see me going down to wall street, picking up a brief case and trying to type do you? Cuz that's not what I do, i beat the f*ck outta people, ya know what I mean?" (Sure. Because that's what wall street people do, type. ) Watch on...




 
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Sorkinisms

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2012

Pretty self explanatory. Impressive editing job. Enjoyable even for you non Sorkin fans.