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Escape from Scientology Land The Return of L Ron Hubbard

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 23 2009

Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.


 

Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.




 
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Escape from Scientology Land Part 2

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2006

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”




 
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Escape from Scientology Land Part 1

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2008

In this game, you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land to be brainwashed. Can you get out alive? This is the first of a three part series.




 
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Supposedly Secret Scientologists

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2012

We love scientology. And L Ron Hubbard.




 
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Return of the Snaggletooth

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 9 2007

Who's got the garlic? Kirsten's a nasty hipster Drunkst vampire.




 
 
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Trust Xenu

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 20 2006

This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*




 
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Tom Cruise Is White

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2006

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!




 
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Scientology Punishes Katie

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!




 
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Suck My News The Return of Phillip Norris

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 29 2007

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.




 
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Lies from the Pits of Hell

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2012

Allow us to paraphrase: "statement, contradictory statement, I call myself a scientist but only use scientific methods when it's convenient, propaganda, propaganda, propaganda." -not the biggest deal if he wasn't a representative in our government. Cute background.




 
 
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Celebrity High The Great Escape

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2007

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?




 

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.




 
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Courtroom Escape

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 20 2012

Pulled off with grace and subtlety.




 
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Tom Cruise Scientology Video The Essentials

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2008

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.




 
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Its Ron Jeremy Bitch

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 6 2007

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.




 
 
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Movie Poster Game 6 Anything Goes

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 5 2003

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!




 
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Silent Movie Star Wars

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2006

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!




 
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Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 28 2009

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.




 
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Oh no its land shark

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2007

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.




 
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Happy 4th from The Muppets

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 3 2008

I am a patriot, and I love my country, because my country has The Muppets.




 
 
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3rd Rock From The Hot

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 24 2008

From 3rd Rock to blinding Claudia Schiffer in lingerie, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has an awesome agent. He definitely does not deserve this.




 
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The Guy from Interpol seriously

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 10 2008

If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!




 
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Dramatic Rescue of Dog from Freezing Sea

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2013

This furry dude is sure in a pickle, ain't he? How he got there is anyone's guess. Watch the dramatic rescue. It all takes place in the freezing Okhotsk Sea by Russia. Finally a video that reaffirms one's belief in the goodness of people!




 
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Saddam From Iraq

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 21 2003

Watch Saddam Hussein sing a parody of Jennifer Lopez's "Jenny From The Block."




 
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Strippers for Ron Paul

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 29 2007

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.