Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.
Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!
We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?
Finally a laundry detergent that will take your DayGlo shirts and make them totally depressing and emo.
Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.
Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?
"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!
Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.
This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.
Free phone? Sure you can be the leader of the free world! By the way, we know nothing about this free phone situation and have no idea where this lady gets her information. [UPDATE: apparently this lady is referring to the Lifeline assistance program which provides discounted phone service to low income households. The programs been around since 1985 however, so we're not sure Obama should be getting quite so much cred]
Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!