They're both so cute, it's hard to laugh at them. But, not that hard.
This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!
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If you're going to karate kick somebody on a street in front of lots of people, make sure there is nobody there to film it.
The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.
I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.