One slick basketball move.
Can you do a 720 and slam dunk? Could Michael Jordan? Nope and Nope! This guy gets amazing air! Does he fart to get up there?
This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!
I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.
The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.
I have no idea what this was supposed to accomplish. But a double nutshot and double wedgie combo is unlikely.
Middle-aged man at football game succumbs to peer pressure (apparently one never grows out of it) and dunks his head in a 5 gallon bucket o' piss for $450 ($50 a head). A little gross but perhaps a kinda good deal too no (depending where you stand on the whole how-gross-is-being-soaked-in-other-peoples-pee spectrum)? Not quite. Because all the men involved are members of the Ohio police department, some "concerned citizens" apparently saw fit to get the local news involved. The dunker received 2 days suspension, and will have to complete an alcohol evaluation, while the onlookers received official reprimands. Ain't that a pisser!
This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?