Not so smart now, are they? No wonder they keep getting caught in fishing nets.
OMFG. We may never swim in the ocean again! This happens way more than you probably think. According to one source there are at last 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States. Anyhoo, here's a tamer case that's actually pretty funny. No penetration, no grabbing limbs with their prehensile penises and pulling swimmers under (true occurrence!!!), just a little seemingly consensual humping action... good time had by all!
If you didn't know now you do, this really happens... kinda often. You think they're coming up for a little kiss on the cheek but those randy dolphins have something else on their minds. Swimmers beware! We humans don't [always] take it lying down however, get a load of the last guy...
We figured we'd stick with the theme of animals jumping on beds for a minute, as well as with the theme of identity crisis (a lamb kept like a dog and named after a deer, a dog who dives like a dolphin- only above ground and on a bed). The satisfied little tongue wag at the end is what does it for us!