Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to use it.
It’s crazy how expensive it is to run an ad during the Super Bowl. That’s probably why so many classic commercials debut during the game.
Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.
The title kinda says it all. But, hey, how about that forest? Dang, does it look lush! And all that chopped wood! Does a sexy lumberjack live there? A sexy, Japanese lumberjack? A sexy, cat-loving, Japanese lumberjack...? ...Wait for the grand finale.
Super Bowl Sunday is here. Before the game starts, find out how much you really know about football.
This needs no explanation. But, we will say, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face....
Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.