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Dappled Cities More Than A Woman

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Aug 17 2007

Umm yeah. This is actually for real. Dappled Cities took on the classic track by the Bee Gees and nailed it. Do you hear those frickin harmonies? Do you!?


 
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Dappled Cities More Than A Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 17 2007

Umm yeah. This is actually for real. Dappled Cities took on the classic track by the Bee Gees and nailed it. Do you hear those frickin harmonies? Do you!?




 
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Dappled Cities Fire Fire Fire

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 17 2007

Dappled Cities flew all the way from Sydney, Australia just to do a live at LG Acoustic Session! Aren’t they jus the sweetest?! This is a seriously awesome band. For realizes.




 
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Showing a Little More

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2011

Than intended.




 
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Courtney Love More Dead Than Kurt

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 17 2007

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.




 
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Condoms Have More Sex Than You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 12 2007

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…




 
 
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Katy Perry Might Be More Hot Than Annoying

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 12 2009

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.




 
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Jay Z Punches a Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2007

He's got 99 problems but a bitch-slap ain't one.




 
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Prison Food Better Than a School Lunch

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 25 2007

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.




 
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Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2009

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.




 
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Rotten Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2011

Steals the foul ball from a little girl.




 
 
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Fearless Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2011

I would never get that close to cheetahs.




 
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Woman Punches Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2006

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!




 
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More Like Pussycat Artists

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 5 2008

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.




 
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Woman Accused of Groping TSA agent

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2012

Sometimes the best way to get one's point across is to demonstrate rather than try to explain. That's exactly what this disgruntled traveler did when she felt she'd been inappropriately groped by a TSA official and it was all caught o surveillance camera. The hitch, the traveler also happened to be an ex-TSA agent, and the supervisor who she in turn groped is claiming that it was personal (as grabbing one's crotch usually is, but she meant it the other way).




 
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Watermelon Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 4 2009

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.




 
 
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Worst Woman Driver EVER

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2007

This person has GOT to be the world's worst driver – not just because she's a woman!




 
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More Tricks

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2011

From the world's smartest/cutest dog.




 
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Jackie Stallone Is Uglier Than Rocky

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2007

Hey Rocky! Cuff and Link were more attractive than your Mom.




 
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Woman Stuck Between Buildings

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2013

Like 127 hours but in the city. And it was 4 hours. And instead of losing her arm firefighters lubed her up with soap, built a platform, cut a wall, installed a heater, etc. We hope someone slipped her a zanny too cuz we'd be FREAKED!




 
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Stuck Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2011

How did she even do that?




 
 
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Latex Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2006

The harder part is when she tries to get OUT of the suit.




 
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Drunk Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 2 2011

Looks like the night is over for her.




 
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Super Woman

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 1 2006

She could save me any day!!




 
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Woman Owned by Boxing Kangaroo

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 13 2010

Isn't it great when animals even the score.




 
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Oh Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2007

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.