He likes to move it, move it.
Seriously, wtf? Are they trying to wash the snail cuz it's just gonna get slimy again. That's what snails do! [Side Note: This particular species of snail is the African Land Snail which explains it's absurdly large size. Dropping knowledge at LG!]
You know what, if you spend that much time working on your body. You should show it off, every chance you get.
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Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!