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Clay Is Not Gay

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 27 2006

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.


 
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Clay Is Not Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 27 2006

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.




 
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Clay The Gay Hatter Aiken

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2008

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.




 
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Clay Aiken Brings Sexy Back

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2008

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.




 
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Not a Big Gay Guy

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2006

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!




 
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Hes Blind Not Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 12 2006

"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"




 
 
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10 Hints that Stewie is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2009

There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.




 
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Clay Aiken Remixed

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 3 2008

We all know Clay Aiken is a dance music icon. Now we can finally see his first dance music video!




 
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Jake G is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!




 
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Spears is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?




 
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Seacrest is GAY

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!




 
 
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Barack Obama Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2009

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.




 
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Mayonaise is Really Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 24 2008

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 53 Gay or Not

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Kanye West Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2005

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.




 
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Clay Optical Illusion

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 7 2011

Pretty mind-blowing trick.




 
 
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Kim Zolciak Is Gay For Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 1 2009

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.




 
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Reese Is Not Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2006

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.




 
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Lohan Is Not Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 20 2008

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.




 
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This Is Not Barack Obama

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2009

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.




 
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Lance Is Bass ically Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.




 
 
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Gay Celebrities

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2006

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!




 
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This is NOT a vagina

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2007

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.




 
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Cowbell Girl Is Not Excited

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2010

Wow. Mrs. Excitement over here on the cowbell.




 
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Anna Nicoles Baby Daddy Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 13 2008

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.




 
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Havidol When More Is Not Enough

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 20 2007

Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!