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Clam Sham

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 13 2012

You may have seen this video recently, but did you know what you were REALLY seeing? It was presented as evidence that clams do, in fact, like salt. AND have big nasty, slimy, creepy, tongues. But, yo, check it, that ain't no tongue, it be a leg. And the clam ain't eating no salt, the salt be sticking to it's slimy leg as it feels around and tries to dig itself underground to hide cause you know what, clams don't like shitty kitchen tables covered in salt! (`The smell of the salt deceived the clam into thinking it was by the water).


 
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Clam Sham

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 13 2012

You may have seen this video recently, but did you know what you were REALLY seeing? It was presented as evidence that clams do, in fact, like salt. AND have big nasty, slimy, creepy, tongues. But, yo, check it, that ain't no tongue, it be a leg. And the clam ain't eating no salt, the salt be sticking to it's slimy leg as it feels around and tries to dig itself underground to hide cause you know what, clams don't like shitty kitchen tables covered in salt! (`The smell of the salt deceived the clam into thinking it was by the water).




 
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Paris Tans Her Clam

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2007

Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!




 
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Dita Von Teese Flashes Her Clam

By: LG Staff
Date: May 17 2007

Dita's normally extremely lady-like... and she showed off her lady-parts to prove it!