Chuck used to have a cartoon in the '80s called Karate Kommandos. It was basically the A-Team but lame.
The "Will It Blend" series faces the ultimate challenge: Chuck Norris. Nobody bets against Chuck Norris, his hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.
This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.
"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.