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Chinese News Mistakes Sex Toy For New Type of Mushroom

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 20 2012

The title says it all! The next day the station issued the following apology: ""As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone," read the statement. "We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!"


 

The title says it all! The next day the station issued the following apology: ""As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone," read the statement. "We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!"




 
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News Pranks Sex Pervert

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 29 2009

Make your friends believe that somebody they know is a sex pervert by sending them one of our News Pranks. Perfect for gullible moms.




 
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What Type of Fighter Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2008

You’re a fighter. You always have been. But what type of fighter are you? Brought to you by Mass Effect.




 
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10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2009

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.




 
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Obama Visits The Wrong Type of Hospital

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 19 2009

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!




 
 
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Terrifying Toy

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 17 2011

As scared as he is, this baby does not stop playing with his toy.




 
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Modern Chinese

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 12 2006

The Chinese language has been updated to more graphically depict words. Fun!!




 
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What Type of Drink Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 15 2005

You get ass-wasted everyday. Don’t you think it’s time to see what drink you are?




 
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What Type of Drunk Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2006

If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.




 
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Chinese Girl Scares The Crap Out Of People

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 22 2010

Ah, there's nothing like a Chinese girl scaring people as they enter a building. Nothing like it at all.




 
 
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Magical Toy

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2012

Controls dogs life.




 
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Chinese Grandmother

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2011

Dances up a storm, to Michael Jackson.




 
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Britney Box Flash Toy

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2008

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.




 
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New Level of Shoplifting

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 28 2011

Now you see it, now you don't.




 
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The Chinese Rapper

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 2 2005

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.




 
 
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In The Chinese Army

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2011

Things aren't going so well.




 
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Life in New Zealand

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 5 2011

Just another day.




 
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Live News Mishaps

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 22 2011

The best part of watching a news anchor lose it live, is the fact that they have to maintain composure.




 
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Chinese Rapper

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2010

Crazy or not, you gotta love the enthusiasm.




 
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Scary Celebrity Sex Tapes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2010

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly Suck My New Year

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 31 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Wanted Sex with Tenant

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 7 2006

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.




 
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A Ballsy Opinion of TV News

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 23 2007

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.




 
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Chinese Scooter Police

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 3 2008

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.




 
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Thoras Sex Scene

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 27 2007

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!