Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!
Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?
When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!
All you women out there (and men probably), don't act like you haven't had this thought before. "If only i could move a little from here to there... Take some of mine, gimme some of yours..."