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Brook Hogan Has A Wide Fat Stance

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Mar 16 2009

Meat legs. She has them.


 
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Brook Hogan Has A Wide Fat Stance

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 16 2009

Meat legs. She has them.




 
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Kelly Brook Has Curves

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 30 2009

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.




 
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Kelly Brook in a bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2007

Kelly Brook looks good in a bikini. Just sayin'.




 
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Fat Kid Dance A Thon

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 5 2004

Help the Fat Kid dance like he's gonna have a heart attack.




 
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Kelly Brook Topless

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 15 2007

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.




 
 
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Jessica Simpson Has Back Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!




 
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I has a Quesjun

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 28 2007

And the answer is yes. You can has cheezburger.




 
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Lily Allen Not A Fat Slob Anymore

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 3 2009

Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!




 
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Podge has a schedule

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2007

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.




 
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Santa has a Whore

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 10 2007

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.




 
 
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I Has a Bunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2007

Now who halps me drag to fud bowl?




 
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Britney Has A Stroke

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2008

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.




 
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Mariah Careys a Fat Snowbunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 19 2006

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??




 
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Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2009

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.




 
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Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 2 2008

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.




 
 
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Brooke Hogan Tries To Bounce

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2008

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.




 
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Kevin Federline Is A Little Fat These Days

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2009

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!




 
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Fat Boy on a Vibrating Bed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.




 
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God has a shiny home

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2007

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.




 
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Kim Kardashian Has A Calendar

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 18 2008

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.




 
 
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KFC Has a Rat Problem

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2007

This KFC/Taco Bell in Manhattan was closed because it was SWARMING with rats. Groady!




 
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Paris Hilton Has A Booty

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2009

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.




 
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Coco Has a Fake Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 6 2007

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?




 
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Fat Kid Ninja Promo

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2012

Soon, from the minds at LiquidGeneration, our first iPhone game...Fat Kid Ninja!!! It's Here...http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8




 
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Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2009

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!