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Britney Spears Is A Witch

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Sep 4 2007

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!


 
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Britney Spears Is A Witch

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 4 2007

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!




 
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Britney Spears Is A Spaz

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2005

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!




 
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Britney Spears Is Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: May 16 2008

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.




 
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Britney Spears Is Finally Topless

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 8 2009

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.




 
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Britney Spears Is Funny Online

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2007

Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.




 
 
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Britney Is A Prostitute

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 12 2009

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!




 
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Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 2 2008

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.




 
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Britney Spears Wears Underwear

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2008

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!




 
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Talkdown Britney Spears Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.




 
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Britney Is A Sucky Mother

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 10 2006

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.




 
 
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Scary Britney Spears Tribute

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2011

Britney Spears probably needs more personal security.




 
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Britney Spears Found Jesus

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2008

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!




 
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Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!




 
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Britney Spears Shows Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2007

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!




 
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Office Legs Britney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 28 2008

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!




 
 
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The Britney Spears Torture Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 13 2009

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!




 
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Britney Is A Good Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.




 
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Interview with Britney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2002

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.




 
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Spears is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?




 
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2008

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!




 
 
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Britney Spears Has ADD

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2007

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!




 
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Britney Spears Attacks

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2007

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!




 
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Britney Spears Mother of the Year

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.




 
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Britney Spears Needs Support

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 5 2009

Why are they pointing down?




 
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Britney as a Stripper

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 16 2007

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!