If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.
No one wants their wedding day to be a fail. When it happens, whether it's a Russian fight or a drunken mother of the bride, it's darn funny.
So much time, effort and sheer determination went into this video it's a wonder it didn't make the internet explode.
This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.
Thank God there is a team of "University Medical Doctors" researching how to add 3/4 of an inch to your bust size.
This super-hip wedding party performed the entire dance to "Thriller" for their guests. The only disappointing part is the lack of zombie make-up.
If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).