"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.
Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.
Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.
Seriously, wtf? Are they trying to wash the snail cuz it's just gonna get slimy again. That's what snails do! [Side Note: This particular species of snail is the African Land Snail which explains it's absurdly large size. Dropping knowledge at LG!]