Yes, we think so. We've been pouring over the Meg White Sex Tape for the last four days, frame by frame, pixel by pixel. We compared her Orgasm, Moan, Finger Bite, and Year Book faces to the footage everyone saw in her alleged sex tape. There are many doubters out there, but we believe we have a strong argument. It's all in the piece that we put together this week for you.

See the proof for yourself: The Meg White Sex Tape is real. It's SFW.

And remember what you've learned from playing Halo 3 for the past couple days: Believe.  

Lots of people seem to be thinking that it's not Meg White in the sex tape. Okay, whatever. I still want to believe. I really do. Minus her gut, I really have no problems with Meg. She's kinda of cute. We wanted to find pictures of her wearing that "D" necklace, but I'm thinking this is going to be very difficult because this video looks like it contains a much younger Meg, pre-fame. Finding a photo of her with that necklace would be kind of difficult then. And that necklace is the key to this whole thing. Find the necklace, find the truth. And that dude. Who the hell is she banging in that video? Also, if it's not Meg, who is it? Will the real chick in this sex video please stand up?

Finding people who think this tape is real is a chore. So far, here's what people are saying around the net.

What The Internets Are Saying:

TMZ - "We've learned it's most definitely NOT her in the tape. Fell in love with a girl!"

BWE's Dan Hopper - "I’m kind of leaning in the direction of it not actually being her, but I’m still not sure."

IDontLikeYouInThatWay - "I still don't know what to believe."

Stereogum - "The office is split on whether or not this is actually Meg."

Idolator - "I watched it and am pretty unconvinced of its veracity"

The search continues...
 

I think the Meg White Sex Tape (NSFW) is for reals. That acute anxiety that made her cancel the White Stripes tour?  Looks like we know the reason for that anxiety. A few quick notes:

*We're trying to do some investigative work here. Specifically, we're trying to track down the "D" (for Detroit) necklace that she's wearing. There has to be a picture of her wearing that somewhere.

*This looks like a younger Meg. I recently saw Meg White at a Whole Foods in West Hollywood. Her head is really unique. And by unique I mean huge. The only thing that makes me think that this is not Meg in the tape is the forehead. Meg's forhead looks much bigger than what's on tape.

*But I chalk all this up to it being a video of when Meg was younger, so strike that last comment.

It's like the day just turned from depressing to darn right awesome with the rumor that their might be an Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape on the internets. We give the validity of this rumor from Gino's World (via Pop Culture Pundit) a 5% accuracy rating on the LG Accuracy Scale, but who really cares? It's on the internet so it must be true. Right? We hope. And you should hope to. In fact, just start praying. Now.

Anyone have a Rosary we can borrow?

Update: According to the Post Chronicle, Elisha's lawyers say that this rumor is true is not true! But you know what that means. If lawyers are involved it's probably more true than ever. Our search for this magical tape continues.  

I hate OK! Magazine. They are bastards. Though bough the Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures for $400,000 to -- get this -- take them off them market. Whaaa? This doesn't make sense. Says some newspaper:

In accordance with their celebrity-friendly policy and recent Lachey-Minnillo cover story, OK! shelled out the money to take the material off the market, says a source.

We thinks nobody spends this much cash on some photos of celebs doing the Dirty Sanchez unless they plan to show them eventually. Unless it's your Uncle of course. He's a porn-hording pervert.

Has the star power behind America's greatest film genre -- the celebrity sex tape -- dissipated over the past year?  Long ago, we saw sex tapes from big name stars like Colin Farrell, Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee, and of course Paris Hilton, who became an A-list celebrity because of her sex tape.  These videos were lightning rods for media coverage, clogged up Kazaa and porn store shelves, and were all anyone talked about for weeks.  They were eye-opening videos, where you saw your favorite celebrities in a whole new way (y'know... having sex).

Now it seems like every D-List non-celebrity barely scraping by on the Hollywood food chain has a sex tape, and they're all getting written up like it's a big deal.  First there was Dustin "Screech" Diamond, then Kim "I'm a Friend of Paris Hilton" Kardashian & Ray "Who The Hell Is Ray J" J, and now Toastee, a girl from the second season of a third-rate reality show, has released a sex tape, as well.  If I was in a porno store, looking at video boxes, and I came across a girl who was on Flavor of Love, I admit it would get my attention.  But all these blogs and newspapers cover D-List tapes like they're the new Spider-Man.  Toastee is not famous, so her sex tape shouldn't even be on the map.  What's the story?  Someone you don't care about and have never seen before had sex on camera?  That would make her a regular porn star, as far as I'm concerned.  However, if Britney's sex tape is released, that's front page news (bump the US Invades Iran story if you need room).

The novelty of someone semi-recognizable having a sex tape has worn off.  I don't care if the drummer from Warrant or the guy from Perfect Strangers who's not Balky has a sex tape.  Either give me a big name or there's no story.  You hear that, Survivor's Jenna Lewis?

It's a day after the great split of Britney Spears and K-Fed, and do you know what's on the loose all over the internets? Yes, the video we've all been waiting for. The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Defamer has the goods spilled all over it's website, but it's just not enough. Just a clip of the formerly-fat-and-pregnant-white-trash-has-been-pop-star-soon-to-be-awesome-looking-has-been-porn-star. However, it is enough to pull us through this Wednesday morning.

Just a few notes about our hopes in the video:

*That we don't hear K-Fed talk or Moan. That would ruin any chance of this video being remotely hot.
*That we find out the real size of Britney's Breasts.
*That we don't see Britney's Pregnant Stomach.
*That Justin Timberlake doesn't make a surprise cameo.