Hello friends! Long time no blog. As always we've been busy creating fun internets for you. We just wanted to wish you all a Very Happy Holidays. It's been a crazy year and I'm sure that next year will be even crazier. It always is, isn't it? With Jaimie Lynn Spears being pregnant (WTF!?!), it's made me think about all the new stars we're going to be making fun of next year. Who are the ones that will do the stupidest things? Will Paris finally relinquish her crown and fade away (we hope not)? Will Rumer Willis finally reveal she's really Jay Leno? Will Britney's kids become pregnant? Will Ashlee Tisdale's nose come back from the dead to murder her?

Time will only tell.


 

Our Hills parody was featured on the front page of MySpace today. This is exciting because in case you didn't know, MySpace is pretty popular. It's excellent people will see one of our cartoons and become new fans of LiquidGeneration.

But even more awesome are all the great comments we get on MySpace. The Hills parody has only been up since this morning and it already has 866 comments. Slow down, people! Wait...no....don't!

Anyway, the majority of the people seem to agree with us that The Hills is just completely ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, many of us here like watching the show (cough*Labamba*cough), but we enjoy making fun of the show a WHOLE LOT MORE.

Some of the comments we've been getting on the piece are just awesome, like in the above photo. I can't believe have finally found out that we live bicuriously. Heh.   

You can see the the cartoon below:

We're working on a little something that will hopefully be on the little silver screen (TEEEVEEE). You can read about it on the LG Art Blog, where the LG artists post things about their craft.

VERY EXCITING. We hope to tell you more about this project in the coming months.  

Note to Angelina Jolie: You used to be hot. I used to find you sexy. I would think about you every day and imagine us living together and frolicking in the bedroom. But no, not anymore. Now that you've turned into a wax statue from Madame Tussaud's, I can't see this relationship really working out.

I'm sorry.

Love,

Slippy Jenkins

*Picture & Scribbles stolen from Perez, who stole it from WENN.  

The angels have been working on minor tweaks to the LG website these last few weeks. Just some minor polishes (is that proper Engrish?). But the one addition I'm kind of excited about is a full site RSS feed. Now you can get every update to LiquidGeneration that wee make. You never have to come to LiquidGeneration again! Just copy and past our web address in your RSS Reader of choice (Bloglines, Google Reader, etc.) and then just read away!

Also, we still provide RSS feeds broken down by section, so if you just want to get our Whoose Boobs or Animations you can!

Here's the full site RSS Feed:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Rss/Home/ 

Last week our Whoose Boobs game marked it's 300th Anniversary. To celebrate we created a song all about our love of boobs: Boobies Are My Kind of Guy.

This is crazy. We've been producing this game for about 6 years I think. It's an internet classic for sure. If I mention to somebody that I work for LiquidGeneration, more often than no if they haven't heard of us before, they certainly know of Whoose Boobs.

Fun fact: A precursor to Whoose Boobs was a game called The Crying Game, named after the infamous movie about a tranny. We showed you three "girls" and you had to guess who was packing a penis. It was very challenging. After about 20 or so episodes of that we said to ourselves, "Gee, we like boobs a lot better than penis," and so created Whoose Boobs

There's a few other variants of the Whoose Boobs we've created over the years. Right now, we make a video WB for MySpaceTV. Then there's Whoose Badonkadonk Butt. We made that when it was cool to refer to as as Badonkadonk Butt. We also created a Whoose Boobs animated game show with tree John Travoltas, but I can't find it on the site. Yes, we have that much content on the site!

So Happy Birthday, Whoose Boobs. You've done us well. Here's to another 300 more!
 

The LG artists have spent a little time away from playing Call of Duty and made some spiffy new LG wallpapers featuring Pee Wee Herman from one of our Halloween Cartoons. You can get them at the LG Art Blog.

So Carson Daly is asking his friends and family to write jokes for him while his writers are on strike. But that's not the funny part. One of his friends is named "Meat." Here's a part of the email, which you can read in it's entirety here.

Here's a picture of Hayden Panettiere from the latest issue of GQ Magazine. She was their "obsession of the year" (which is weird, 'cause I thought GQ was a magazine for gay men). Note that she looks barely legal.  

Now here's a pic of Britney Spears in her breakout year in Rolling Stone magazine, almost 10 YEARS AGO. You see any similarities?

What can we can devise from these photos? Jail bait never goes out of style.