You Guys Really Love Boobs

Damn. You guys really, really, really love boobs. It's only been a week and Whoose Sideboob is taking off like wildfire. It makes me wonder if the sideboob is in fact the best part of the boob. Methinks it might be, but what do I know? I look at this stuff every day and I'm a little desensitized.

But I'm just writing to let you know that in the coming weeks you're going to see other games from the people that brought you Whoose Boobs and now Whoose Sideboob.  

Right now we're putting together Whoose Butt (yes, we're using the "oo" even tho we're talking boobs here). The week after that we're doing Whoose Feet, followed by Whoose Cankles. After that we're taking a week off for Easter, then coming back strong with Whoose Inner Thigh (we can't go any higher for obvious reasons), Whoose Bloody Knuckles, and Whoose Cochlear. We've thought about making Whoose Hair Piece and Whoose Damp Bald Spot, but then we're like "Nah, too obvious." One edition we're sure to get right it is Whoose Chalky Skin. You'd be surprised by the celebs who don't take care of their skin. Speaking of, Lohan gave us the inspiration for Whoose Freckles (or Whoose Dirty Moles) after we saw her Marilyn Monroe pics. We've partenered with one of the biggest photography agencies in town to get some hi-res shots of celebs with freckles (and dirty moles). That stuff is expensive, but we love you so it's worth it.

If you have any other ideas for "Whoose ____________," let me know. I don't think we've exhausted all 2,000 body parts.