WTF? - Britney Swims In Her Bra and Panties

It used to be that a weird story involving Britney Spears would begin with: "Pop superstar Britney Spears went crazy..."  I think now it's more appropriate to say: "Crazy pop star Britney Spears did yet another strange thing..."

So let's begin!

Crazy pop star Britney Spears did yet another strange thing when she stripped to her underwear in front of the paparazzi and swam in the ocean.  Here she is:

She looks good (though Slippy would disagree), but then again, so does Bai Ling -- but in both cases, it's hard to find someone attractive when you know they're also bats*** insane!  I know some guys are into that, but for me, it's total boner poison.  Anyway, here are more pictures of Freakney's impromptu lingerie modeling session.