Twisted Sister Song Used To Control Human Population

A drug company is using the Twisted Sister song "We're Not Gonna Take It" in a birth control video for their product Yaz. The pill's described as "the only birth control proven to treat emotional and physical premenstrual symptoms that are severe enough to impact the lives of women who choose the pill for contraception."

The way it works is that you go back in time to the 1980's and put yourself in front of a television, then wait for some Twisted Sister to come on. When the video starts you will involuntarily stick your finger all the way down your throat and make yourself gag while looking at Dee Snider's face. By shifting your eyes onto the other members of the band, and back and forth between Dee and the piece of meat he holds in the video, you will no doubt puke your brains out.

Do this a few times until the baby falls out of your mouth.