Top 10 Reasons You Shouldn't Listen to Britney's New Single

In case you haven't heard, Britney Spears has leaked her new single to Perez. Listen to the track right here, and them come back to read my professional assessment of the song.

My friends seem to be in love with the song, but I'm not so sure. I've always been with Team Aguilera, and I can count the number of Brit's songs that I've actually heard all the way through on one finger. There's something toxic (hey ohhhhh!) about the sound of her voice. It's just that horrible. Like her ass. God what has happened to her. So 

Here are the Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Listen to the New Britney Spears' Song.

10. You're not an idiot

9. You respect yourself

8. You're not a moron

7. You're not an idiot

6. You respect yoursself

5. You're not a moron

4. You're not an idiot

3. You're not a moron

2. You're not an idot

1. You don't like to dance, like an idiot or moron or someone who respects themselves.