The Ultimate Magic Trick: Banging a Celebrity

When I think "magicians," the word "douchebags" immediately comes to mind.  With obvious exceptions like Penn Gillette, pretty boy magicians always seem so sleazy and full of themselves, especially when they hit it big.  Just recently, Chris "The Mindfreaker (lol)" Angel allegedly pulled a rabbit out of Britney Spears' vagina, which is either a testiment to Chris' magic savvy or Britney's hilariously lowered expectations. 

However, Chris is not the only magician cut a celebrity in half, then have his way with both parts.  His contemporary David Blaine has been linked to Fiona Apple, Daryl Hannah, and...

But the greatest execution of this trick comes from David Copperfield, who inexplicably managed to bag the hottest living woman of the 1980's, supermodel Claudia Schiffer.

Hypnosis?  Who knows how they do it, but these arrogant a**holes must have a lot of smoke and mirrors to fool these girls.  Though in Britney's case, all it took was for Chris to wear a shirt that reads, "Official P**** Inspector," then a bag of Cheetoes to keep her quiet afterwards.