The Bloody Cost of Trying to Kick Britney Out of Your Town By Throwing Coffee

Dude, what's wrong with you people in Los Angeles? You move to this town wanting to become rich and famous and hook up with Scott Baio, but you show no love to the one's who've already made it. What a shame. I'm talking to you, lady who threw here double frappamochachinolatte at Britney and her sister and told them to get the hell out of Brentwood. You are evil. You should kill yourself. How dare you try to kick Britney out of the neighborhood. People keep on saying Britney's deranged, but really the deranged ones are people like you that throw coffee at others.

Why?

Do you know how much a cup of coffee costs? It's like $4.50 these days! More if you add a little soy or a dash of that syrupy stuff that will give you cancer in 6 months. Even worse, the coffee beans that are used in your coffee were harvested by some Guatemalan boy who worked about 25 hours a day to pick those beans. They get, like, one 15 minute break every 12 hours or something. It's sick. And if they're caught stealing one of the beans or dipping them in chocolate for a nice chocolaty snack? They get their hands cut off. Little Guatemalan boys get their hands cut off for stealing coffee beans. Think about that for a second. Think about all those handless Guatemalan boys out there who are walking around their shanty towns handless because they were hungry. Then think about that wasted cup of coffee you threw on Britney because she just wanted a little pick me up. Blood Coffee. You're drinking Blood Coffee, lady. And you threw it at Britney Spears. I hope it was worth it.