Routine Teenage Antics More Excting When Performed By Celebrity

Teenagers, they love to goof around.  Maybe even pose for a silly picture or two.  Ha!  Pretty normal stuff.  Except when it's done by a celebrity.  Then it's cause for alarm.  Just look at what Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is doing in this photo.

She's licking a statues butt!  Oh no!  She's going down hill fast.  Better start speculating that she's going out of control.  With any luck if she hears that enough from the media it will cause us her to losse control and then we'll have consummed another innocent soul... and then my nightmare ammulet shall have all the power it needs to take over the world.