Paris Hilton's Welcome Home Guide

Tomorrow's going to be crazy. Paris Hilton will be released from jail and Los Angeles is going to turn into a warzone. Helicopters are going to be everywhere. They've blocked off access to the road leading up to Paris' house. The media is already camping out at Lynwood waiting for her exit. I'm guessing that they'll let her out in the middle of the night while everyone is asleep in their news vans, or maybe they'll helicopter her away to some remote island where she'll wait for this whole thing to die down until the release of her next sex tape. I'm hoping that this will all be reported OJ style, where we'll see her slow drive from the jail to her house and people will be on the highways holding "Welcome Home" signs for her. She deserves that much.

In case you want to catch a glimpse of Paris tomorrow, here are the places to camp out.  

Paris Hilton's Home Address:

Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood: