Sep 05, 2007

Pamela Anderson Boob Haiku

The following is a set of haiku, written by Pamela Anderson's breasts:

 
You say we're not real

Yet we are all God's creatures

Even big fake teats


We have been abused

By Tommy Lee and bloggers

Because we're different


We want dignity

We are big globes of heartache

Tweak us please... gently.


A photo of the authors: 

 

Posted by Roadblock under Celebrity Action on Wed: 05-09-07 02:14 PM CDT | 2 Comments | Permalink
 
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