New Batman Pics Spoil Entire Plot

New pics from the set of The Dark Knight showed up online today.  Even though Warner Bros. has remained pretty tight lipped about the plot of the film it’s not to hard to piece together the entire plot from these few images.

It all begins in the brand new Bat Cave where faithful buttler Alfred is offering Bruce Wayne some words of wisdom...

Alfred:  Master Bruce, how many times do I have to tell you?  You can only play the demo version of Snood for free.  You need to purchase the whole game to unlock all of it's features. 

Bruce Wayne:  Stuff it old man.  I'm f**king Batman.  I'll play Snood however the f**k I want! 

 Meanwhile, in another part of Gotham City, the Joker has kidnapped District Attorney Rachel Dawes...

 Joker:  Listen here girly, if the mayor doesn't make all versions of Snood available to everyone I'm going to cut your pretty little face off!

Rachel:  But.. but.. you can't make Snood entirely free to everyone.  How else will the makers of Snood maintain the quality of the game if their not making any money off of it?!

Joker:  Shit up!  Those idiots haven't updated the game since 1999!

Luckily Batman is just in time to save the day.

Batman:  Game over Joker.  I'm dropping down on you faster then Snood pices when you play Snood.

Joker:  You caped creitin!  How dare you insult my Snood playing abilities!  I bet you don't even know the names of all the characters!

 Batman:  Oh yeah?  There's Numbskull (punch) and Zod (kick) and Gengi (upper cut)... should I keep going?

Joker:  No Batman!  No more. But don't you see... how alike we are.  We both want all versions of Snood to be free.

Batman:  No.. no... but I'm good and your evil. 

Batman Copycat:  Yes Batman is right.  Snood must be free to all.  Kill any who get in our way.

Batman:  Oh no!  An average citizen who got so got so inspired by my vigilanti-snood tactics now he's dressing like me and killing in my name! 

Lots of Batman Copcats.  Snood for all!  Snood for all!

Batman:  Oh no!  What have I done to Gotham.  I swore to protect it but now it looks like I have destroyed it.

Later on Bruce returns to the Batcave for a chat with Alfred.

Alfred:  You see, Master Bruce, none of us are above paying for Snood, because, while yes, Snood's makers haven't updated the game in quite some time they have been producing many fine Snood related games ever since.  Games like Snood Solitare and Snood Slide.  Why you can even go to their website and order Snood t-shirts and read the Snood blog.

Bruce:  Alfred you're so right.  By ignoring all the advances in Snood I was becoming the exact kind of evil I had sworn to destroy.

The End!

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