I Hope My Death Is Not Predicted on Wikipedia

I don't ask for a lot in life.  Food, a decent place to live, friends and family for support -- but I do have one major request: I do NOT want my death predicted by the f***ing Wikipedia.

You may have already heard that Wikipedia posted news about wrestler Chris Benoit's wife being murdered 13 hours before cops found the body.  There is speculation as to who posted the information on Benoit's profile, but all I know is that if those snobs at the Wikipedia predict my death by half a day, I'm gonna be really upset.  Like, come back to earth as a ghost and haunt the internet upset.

Sure, they claim anyone can edit Wikipedia, but us newbies always get our updates picked at and rejected by the 'Wiki Geniuses,' who think they know everything.  They rejected my addition to The Muppets entry, when I changed:

"The Muppets are a group of puppets and costume characters, and the company created by Jim Henson."

...to...

"The Muppets are a group of totally awesome puppets and costume characters, and the company created by Jim Henson - who, FYI, was wicked extreme!!"

...some moderator had a hissy fit and said I was posting graffiti.  Sorry if trying to educate people on how totally radical the Muppets are is "graffiti" to you , Mr. Wikisnob, but seriously, you ivory tower eggheads better not post anything about how I died before the cops find my body (burnt to death from trying to wrestle a swamp monster in a fiery tar pit) or there will be hell to pay.  Don't make me pull a Crippler Crossface on your asses.  I know Chris Benoit would approve.