Get Your Butt on A Billboard

Hey skeeze wad, want all of downtown Manhattan glaring at you big naked butt?  Well your dream of perving out to an entire Metropolis can now become a reality thanks to Christina Vodka.  The Vodka brand (which I have never heard of but assume is owned by Christina Applegate) is inviting you to submit your best nude pictures, and the winning submission will be used on a promotional billboard right on Broadway.  Now you can expose yourself to millions under the pretense of art/commerce.  The only thing I don’t get is why are they bothering going to the masses when there’s plenty of celbutards willing to flash their junk for free?  Another look at Britney’s stretched out baby canal would have me reaching for a bottle of Vodka.

Anyway submissions are due in two days so get charge up your Polaroids and scanners.