YouTube is Turning Us Gay

The internet is slowly making all facets of a gay life style available to closeted married men. Now when they sneak down stairs at two in the morning to vent their homosexuality via the family Performa they need not only settle for the physical pleasures derived from the porn on MrAss.com. They can also partake in the mental and emotional pleasures that all gay men find essential. Namely, giving a hot girl tips about the outfit she’s wearing.

Here’s Kalia Yu from YouTube. She needs to know which outfit she should wear for her big hot date. Help her out and simultaneously satisfy that secret part of yourself that’s searching desperately for a fag hag to boss around.