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The Most 'Bangable' Disney Chicks of All-Time
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USA Today compiled a top ten list of Disney's most lucious ladies. I have to say, I agree with their #1: Jessica Rabbit is nothing less than jaw dropping. See for yourself:
However, Ariel should be much higher on the list. I mean, yes,
Pocahontas is a babe, but she's also kind of off-putting, in a
talk-your-ear-off-about-the-plight-of-the-animals/PETA sort of way.
Whereas
Ariel just wants to hug you into those clam-shell covered breasts of
hers. Well, she doesn't really, because she's a cartoon (that's worth
reminding to some anime fanatics out there), but I suppose you could
always use your imagination.
Also, I would have swapped out uninspiring Ezmerelda from Hunchback of Notre Dame and good-looking-but-not-hot Cinderella for the Marilyn Monroe-esque Sleeping Beauty and Hercules
bad girl Megara. Every "hot girls" list needs at least one bad girl,
and Jasmine briefly running away from the palace does not count. Also,
Jessica isn't bad, she's just drawn that way.![]()
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on Wed: 29-11-06 05:30 PM CDT |
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