Scarlett Johansson Does Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett Johansson to play her in the movie version of her autobiography, How To Make Love Like A Porn Star.  Is it a good match?  Let's compare the two actresses and see what they have in common:

#1 

Scarlett is a famous movie actress.

Jenna is a famous movie actress. 

#2 

Scarlett's filmography includes Lost In Translation and The Black Dahlia.

Jenna's filmography includes Lust In Transexuals and The Black C***ia.  N'ah, just kidding.  But it does include Cum One, Cum All and Philmore Butts: Taking Care of Business.

Scarlett won a Hollywood Reporter Young Star Award for The Horse Whisperer.

Jenna won an AVN Best New Starlett Award, probably for Up and Cummers 11.

#4 

Scarlett was featured in the nude on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Jenna is in the nude as you're reading this. 

#5

Scarlett appears regularly in my fantasies.

Ditto for Jenna.

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Yeah, I get the connection.  Good casting choice, Jenna.  I can't wait to see the movie.  And for Ron Jeremy, may I suggest Paul Giamatti?