Racist Kramer = Big Seinfeld DVD Money!

Jesse Jackson called for a boycott of the latest Seinfeld DVD box set, in light of the "Ku Klux Kramer" scandal.  Well, the exact opposite happened.  Seinfeld season 7 is flying off the shelves!  Either people haven't seen the "sponge-worthy" episode over a million times, or they're trying to find racist subtext in everything Michael Richards does.   Whatever the reason, once a show figures out how to grab an audience, other networks will try and follow suit.  Here are some upcoming scandals to look for:

To promote the season 6 DVD of Third Rock From The Sun, John Lithgow will scream "SHE'S A DYKE!  SHE'S A DYKE!  SHE'S A DYKE!" on Ellen.

There will be a bonus commentary track on season 5 of Quantum Leap, in which Scott Bakula calls Asian background extras "c****," then invites listeners to try and arrest him "for calling an asian lady c****."  

In an effort to draw more viewers, there will be a sketch on Studio 60 about sticking a fork up someone's ass, and 40 minutes of on screen debate about whether it should air.