Apr 26, 2007

Prince Humiliates Paris Hilton

Ahh... life is good.  If this gossip item is true, about Prince inviting Paris Hilton on stage to sing at a concert, only to be laughed off stage, it has absolutely made my day.  Not that I take pleasure in Paris Hilton's pain, but leave it to Prince to have the balls to tell the superstar heiress what she needs to hear: just because you're famous, doesn't mean you're talented.

I mean, we've endured her wooden acting and her drone-like "singing" -- what other creative endevours does she need to fail at before she gives up?  As far as I'm concerned, Paris should do what she does best: be a drunken socialite with good fashion sense.  She's famous because of her name, wealth, and sex tape.  She has nothing else to prove.  America needs social parasites to inspire poorer people (the rest of us) to become wealthy and waste our lives, too.  I think she should be content with what she has, and stop torturing us by clogging the airwaves and invading our movie theaters, in a vain attempt to become an artist.  Paris is art.  Drunk, annoying, idiotic art.  I'm sure if Andy Warhol could have put her in a museum, he would have. 

Paris, you need to stop ruining Prince shows and start contributing to society -- by shacking up with rich, ugly greaseballs and flaunting your wealth.  That's who you are! 

Posted by Roadblock under Paris Hilton on Thu: 26-04-07 10:10 AM CDT | 0 Comments | Permalink
 
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