Posh Spice A Lamb Murderer?

We always had a feeling Victoria Beckham was a little on the bitchy side, but damn. We're not pointing any fingers here, but somebody -- perhaps POSH -- viciously mauled a neighbor's young sheep. Sure it could have been her dog or a coyote or a bat or a Panda, but we're pretty sure it was Posh Spice. She looks like a lamb murder to us. Kinda. Okay, maybe not, but damn -- A LAMB WAS MURDERED ON HER PROPERTY!?! WHERE IS THE HUMANITY!?!

Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has dismissed rumors one of chef pal Gordon Ramsay's lambs was savagely mauled to death in her garden. Reports emerged recently the celebrity cook was devastated his young sheep was fatally attacked in the grounds of the Beckham's English mansion, where they had granted permission for his livestock to graze.

However, speaking at the Glamour awards in London on Tuesday, the former Spice Girl vehemently denied the story.

She said, "I'm not aware of any lamb being killed in our grounds. I'm a vegetarian so I'd be horrified about an animal being killed. It has certainly got nothing to do with me! The first I heard about it was when I read it in a newspaper."

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