Paris Teaches Britney How To Show Her Noonie

Did you know that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are, like, BFF now? Somehow I missed all this while I was gorging my fat ass on Thanksgiving Day leftovers. The two have been hitting the town here in Hollywood lately, and thankfully for you good readers, their friendship is bound to deliver our pop-culture obsessive minds the goods if their relationships continues. Here are the first of hopefully many interesting pictures we expect to see while their relationship continues.

Are those Victoria's Secret? I can't tell because I've never seen a pair of girl's panties. 

The Original "Look At My Vag As I Get Out of The Car" Photo.  

People keep on talking about what a great figure Britney has lately. This photo suggests otherwise. It suggests the cottage cheese she's been eating has landed all in her ass.  

And what's with the Thunder Thighs? I knew that couldn't have been lightening I heard last night.  (Oh Snap!)