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PENTHOUSE PANIC: Panties in Shower = Un-sexy Porno
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CRAB PANIC! That’s what I’d label this decidedly un-sexy photo that showed up in this month’s issue of Penthouse.
Here’s
a little math for the guy who thought up that picture. Girl taking
off her panties = Sexy. Girl in the shower = Sexy. But Girl in the
Shower + Girl taking of her panties… that just raises all sorts of
weird questions. Like, why couldn’t she take off her panties first?
What did she see down there that freaked her out so much? Was it so
bad that she couldn’t even take the time to remove her heels?
If
a girl is in that much of a panic over the things living in her crotch
common sense tells you to stay away. Or at least go masturbate to
something else. I mean in real life you may have to settle for some
bugged up cooze but not in the comfort of your own self-pleasure zone.
In your fantasy world your hand can stand in for anyone you want!
Good, clean wholesome girls like Mandy Moore and Dora the Explorer.
Not some ho who has to scrub away the parasites before they devour too
much of her baby tubes.
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SlippyJenkins
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on Wed: 02-05-07 05:54 PM CDT |
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