OMGZ! ACTRESS AFFLICTED BY COTTAGE CHEESE ASS SYNDROME

A spectre is haunting Hollywood....the spectre of of Cottage Cheese Ass.

This syndrome affects many. It's not deadly, but it is unsightly. It doesn't hurt, but it hurts one's confidence. Among women, it is probably the greatest evil in the world. Cottage Cheese seems to be seeping into the asses of many women, and today it strikes one of America's cutest, most adorable, most lovely, most I-want-her-to-be-my-girlfriend-so-bad-I'd-kill-my-current-girlfriend, Hollywood actresses of all time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Kathrine Heigl.

 
Now meet Katherine's Cottage Cheese Infested Ass...

I assure you that's really Katherine.

Ah, we don't mean to be so critical. But we were pretty shocked here at LG upon seeing these photos. Immediately we thought about creating some game where you're a heroic plastic surgeon who has to navigate the cavities of her ass in hopes of destroying the evil cheese, but the programming and artistry required would be too intense. It's difficult to capture so much realism.