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My New Movie Is Totally Going To Suck Balls
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Today my movie comes out in theaters all across the nation -- GEORGIA
RULE with Jane Fonda and some other people whose name's I'm forgetting
right now (was out in nyc getting my drink on after Conan last
night!!!).
I can honestly say that I'm not very proud of this
movie, especially a scene where I get down on my knees and give a
blowjob to this guy. As you already know, I was a mess during the
production of the movie. I'd be out all night and show up late to the
set, sometimes not at all. I got that letter from the CEO of Morgan Creek threatening to fire me.
Damn
this is depressing. The movie sucks balls. It's seriously the worst
thing that's ever been made in my career like ever. It makes Herbie
Fully Loaded look like the freaking Godfather. I think Georgia Rule is
going to destroy cinema. I wouldn't be surprised if the people who go
to see this movie never go to the movies again. Look, according to Rottentomatoes.com my movie has a 22% Freshness Rating!!?!?!
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This is so gay. Maybe this is what it's going to take to get my down to a size -7 again.
I've never wanted to cut myself more than I do now.
But
good ol' Linds.....Disney's up and comer....the Maven of the
Marmount....Hollywood's freshest "IT" girl is going to put on a happy
face......she's going to pretend everything is just perfect for this
opening....
Don't worry, Mother, I won't embarrass us this
weekend...I won't embarrass you. I would never put your career in
jeopardy, Mother...you're career is just as important as mine, isn 't
it? You need it now. You need those fancy dinners...You love those
fancy dinners. You've already met Al Gore; wouldn't want to put your
meeting with Obama in jeopardy.
So I'll put on a shiny smiling
face this weekend and pretend I'm happy. When the cameras are
on I'll say my movie is awesome. I'll say working with Jane was Grand.
I'll say and do everything my publicist tells me because I'm a team
player.
Dearest readers....bloggers of the world....I'm glad
you're hear so that we can talk. Nobody else outside our little circle
seems to understand. Me or anything....
****Looking for a bottle of jack and some razorss**** Love & Laxatives,
Lindsay Lohan
[ You can get drunk with Linday Lohan any day of the week at Red Rocks in Los Angeles, or just go read her blog. ]
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