Must Weigh 100 Pounds or You're Not Getting Into Nicole Richie's Party

We like to kid about all the Hollywood starlets noting eating enough hamburgers (or protein shakes, hey oh!), but we we were always kinda just bulls**ting. Are these celebrities just naturally skinny, or do they have really bad eating disorders?  Well, the answer is they really just have an eating disorder. Peep this invite to Nicole Richie's Memorial Day that she sent out. From In Touch Weekly:

Nicole Richie is a freaking retard. Sure this can be some horrid attempt at comedy, but who are we kidding? Nicole Richie deserves to be ran over by Lindsay Lohan, over and over and over again till she disintegrates.  And that's not us trying to be funny. Most people I've spoken to feel this way -- about Nicole, Lindsay, Britney...and now Mischa Barton, too? Are you kidding me? How can you surpass Tara Reid on the retard-scale? I thought that was impossible. I thought only Tara Reid can be more retarded than Tara Reid. But no, one starlet after the next.

It's like a plague...a retarded one.