More Wild Hogs!

Prior to the success of Wild Hogs no one in Hollywood thought people over 40 even knew what a movie theatre was.  But with the 200 million plus dragged in by the power team of Travolta, Allen, Macey and Martin Disney is realizing there’s a lot of money to be yanked from the pockets of mid-life-crisis-ers.  Of course what they also realize is that old folks don’t do well with change.  So for their next attempt to appeal to the AARP crowd will be Old Dogs (see how nice and non-radical that sounds, Old Dogs?  It sounds almost just like that other movie you liked, Wild Hogs.)  And will once again star John Travolta but this time pair him with Robin Williams.  The film concerns two business men who have to take care of a pair of seven year old twins.  (And by the way if those twins aren’t played by Zack and Cody Disney seriously has their heads up their asses.)

With all this in mind I’d like to pitch a few movies to Disney that would fit nicely into their new non-radical, middle aged agenda.

Style Dogs – Eddie Murphy and John Travolta play two over the hill fashion designers who renew interest in their designs by pretending to be in a relationship.

Wild Clogs – Clog dancing champion John Travolta gets disqualified and has to win back his reputation in a Crunk competition.

Mild Blogs – John Travolta and Billy Crystal play two middle age men who pretend to be teens and become the most popular bloggers on the internet.