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Dec 07, 2006

Listen… I hate to be the guy that has to defend Mel Gibson but...

Listen… I hate to be the guy that has to defend Mel Gibson but shouldn’t Mayans see Apocalypto before they get all up in arms over it? I mean I get it, you guys haven’t ever really had your big media moment so getting on the Mel Gibson cultural defamation train would be a major coup for you! You’d get Time cover stories, National Geographic prime time specials and at least seventeen Mad TV sketches where Frank Calliendo as Mel Gibson casually offends a head dress and loin cloth wearing Bobby Lee. But all you’ve seen is the trailer. What if you cry wolf now but the movie turns out to depict you in a fair light? Then no one will listen to you when your real racist moment in the sun comes along! Just hold on guys, there’s a Michael Richards out there some where for you!

Besides it’s not really racist to depict Mayans practicing human sacrifices if they really practiced human sacrifices! According to this they would cut open guys penises with stingray spines. I mean I’ll say it once again, I hate to be the guy that defends Mel Gibson… but if the movie doesn’t showcase penises getting cut open with stingray spines they got off easy.

Posted by Doc Manhattan under Celebrity Action on Thu: 07-12-06 02:39 PM CDT | 0 Comments | Permalink

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